RHOBH Recap: IT’S. GOING. DOWN.

Oh boy I’m not sure I’m ready for this week’s ep, except I totally am. I want Kyle to rip Dorit to shreds. I also think this will galvanise LVP and Kyle back together and blow up in Dorit’s face. ALSO. It’s another NYC ep and that makes me happy, because I’m going to go to there again (yep, I took leave, thank you to the 3 people who gave me permission and encouraged me to do so in the comments!). Hmm it seems LVP isn’t…

RHOBH Recap: Your Faves Are Fighting

Just the preview for this episode alone last week was enough to send me into hyperventilating excitable overdrive so I’m honestly not sure how I’m going to cope this week. There seems to be a FIGHT brewing between LVP and KYYYYLE. A *FIGHT*! This hasn’t happened since like season 5 or something right? And then it seems like they made a pact to be allies forevermore and never fight on this show (i.e. publicly) ever again. They are an indomitable team when they serve a united front, but when they’re split…

RHOBH Recap: Another Doomed Boat Party

Hooooweeee. Unfortunately, I have not had a chance to watch this episode yet but judging by all the texts and comments I have received from people so far (3, there were 3), it’s quite a doozy. What has Dorit done now?! Y’all have made me mad at her before I’ve even seen it! Which, tbh, is not a stretch. Lawd, am I ready for this? Yes, yes I am. Okay, nothing has even happened other than the recap of the last ep and Dorit annoyed me again with the bullshit about the “right…

RHOBH Recap: Glam Circle Or Glum Circle?

Sorry, that was terrible. But it is what it is. NOW. Last week was an action-PACKED mess of drama, so for my sanity and stress levels, I hope this week’s ep is a little more chill. You know, just some lunches, some shopping, some decorating of mansions, etc. I need a little light-hearted fluff coz the saddest thing ever just happened to me and I’m feeling very fragile. I knocked over an ENTIRE glass of Pinot Grigio – the last dregs of my last bottle. I am devastated. So I just need to take…

RHOBH Recap: Dorit Still Sucks Part 805

Okay, full disclosure: I had a work event yesterday afternoon following a very Important presentation that I was very stressed and anxious about which ended up going very well. So after the work event, I decided to kick on at some after-after-work drinks. I thought I deserved to celebrate, so I did. There was soooo much build up to this dumb presentation in my tense little mind that I needed to kinda let loose. And by that I mean my head hit the pillow at 3am and I set my alarm for 6:15. It was a very…

RHOBH Recap: Bad Guy!

Man, last week in hindsight seems a little too good to be true doesn’t it? There were some minor scuffles and re-hashing of the past, but in the end, everyone was getting on great! Even Erika and Dorit giggled together like schoolgirls! This can’t last, right? I’m torn between enjoying the happy times and craving some fireworks. I’m obviously here for the dra-ma but not if it’s at the expense of Erika like it was last year (like, abject humiliation and slut-shaming). We kick off this week…

RHOBH Recap: Everyone Has Something To Say To Rinna

Fun fact, I haven’t booked a holiday this festive season (saving $ is truly stressful and boring) BUT my delightful real life human man friends went on a holiday and let me house sit their apartment (water their plants) so I have been pretending I am on vacation AND IT IS TOTALLY WORKING. I have been swimming in the fancy pool, luxuriating in the air con and generally being a happy happy sloth. So much so that I almost completely totally forgot about the new RHOBH ep. My bad! I’m pretty sure the “afternoon cocktails&#8221…

Week That Was (Dec 19 – Dec 25)

Alrighty folks, just gonna be a quickie update from me and this will be the last Week That Was over the Christmas/New Year break (unless something craaaazy happens, which it might, as some celebs try and bury their news at times of the year such as this) BUT check back for RHOBH Recaps (if that’s your thing) (which, duh, of course it is) (and if it’s not, why isn’t it?). Also if you feel like some LOLs hope on over to my Facebook page and check out the comments on my Star Wars…

RHOBH Recap: It’s Baaaack

Oh and I am SO happy. It felt like a suuuper long time between RHOBH seasons this year and I have missed Erika Jayne like craaaaazy. I’ve been dying to see what they are ALL up to TBH, even Kyle. But not Dorit. Or PK. I still don’t like the Garbage Couple. I wonder how her feud with my bae EJ will go down this season, if at all. I wonder how LVP will grapple with someone potentially even more universally beloved than herself, whose popularity only continues to build, about to grasp her crown (I…

Australian Survivor Recap: Episode 20

So we left off with a win for the #BeerAlliance I guess, with Tessa being booted last night and the #ChampagneAlliance definitely, um, being spilt. Alas, Michelle was not in on the plan so tonight I anticipate very fiery fireworks from old mate. She is NOT gonna be happy and WON’T be afraid to let her old alliance know. Following Tribal, the proverbial shit hit the fan. With 4 names up for elimination, everyone’s a little shooketh. When Michelle finds out who her alliance voted for, she is LIV-ID. Especially because she had just asked…