RHOBH Recap: IT’S. GOING. DOWN.

Oh boy I’m not sure I’m ready for this week’s ep, except I totally am. I want Kyle to rip Dorit to shreds. I also think this will galvanise LVP and Kyle back together and blow up in Dorit’s face. ALSO. It’s another NYC ep and that makes me happy, because I’m going to go to there again (yep, I took leave, thank you to the 3 people who gave me permission and encouraged me to do so in the comments!). Hmm it seems LVP isn’t…

RHOBH Recap: Your Faves Are Fighting

Just the preview for this episode alone last week was enough to send me into hyperventilating excitable overdrive so I’m honestly not sure how I’m going to cope this week. There seems to be a FIGHT brewing between LVP and KYYYYLE. A *FIGHT*! This hasn’t happened since like season 5 or something right? And then it seems like they made a pact to be allies forevermore and never fight on this show (i.e. publicly) ever again. They are an indomitable team when they serve a united front, but when they’re split…

RHOBH Recap: Another Doomed Boat Party

Hooooweeee. Unfortunately, I have not had a chance to watch this episode yet but judging by all the texts and comments I have received from people so far (3, there were 3), it’s quite a doozy. What has Dorit done now?! Y’all have made me mad at her before I’ve even seen it! Which, tbh, is not a stretch. Lawd, am I ready for this? Yes, yes I am. Okay, nothing has even happened other than the recap of the last ep and Dorit annoyed me again with the bullshit about the “right…

RHOBH Recap: Glam Circle Or Glum Circle?

Sorry, that was terrible. But it is what it is. NOW. Last week was an action-PACKED mess of drama, so for my sanity and stress levels, I hope this week’s ep is a little more chill. You know, just some lunches, some shopping, some decorating of mansions, etc. I need a little light-hearted fluff coz the saddest thing ever just happened to me and I’m feeling very fragile. I knocked over an ENTIRE glass of Pinot Grigio – the last dregs of my last bottle. I am devastated. So I just need to take…

RHOBH Recap: Dorit Still Sucks Part 805

Okay, full disclosure: I had a work event yesterday afternoon following a very Important presentation that I was very stressed and anxious about which ended up going very well. So after the work event, I decided to kick on at some after-after-work drinks. I thought I deserved to celebrate, so I did. There was soooo much build up to this dumb presentation in my tense little mind that I needed to kinda let loose. And by that I mean my head hit the pillow at 3am and I set my alarm for 6:15. It was a very…

RHOBH Recap: DINNER PARTY DRA-MA

I have my Pinot Grigio, I am exhausted, I’m half asleep and I am EXCITED. Apologies in advance for this undoubtedly messy, messy recap (for a change). What I will NOT apologise for is my giddy excitement for a new RHOBH episode. It is honestly one of my all-time favourite shows and it felt like a very long week between eps, I don’t know why. LET’S DO THIS THING. Apparently on the “previously on” Rinna was searching her house for a rat. I missed this part but honestly how APROPOS OF…

RHOBH Recap: Bad Guy!

Man, last week in hindsight seems a little too good to be true doesn’t it? There were some minor scuffles and re-hashing of the past, but in the end, everyone was getting on great! Even Erika and Dorit giggled together like schoolgirls! This can’t last, right? I’m torn between enjoying the happy times and craving some fireworks. I’m obviously here for the dra-ma but not if it’s at the expense of Erika like it was last year (like, abject humiliation and slut-shaming). We kick off this week…

RHOBH Recap: Everyone Has Something To Say To Rinna

Fun fact, I haven’t booked a holiday this festive season (saving $ is truly stressful and boring) BUT my delightful real life human man friends went on a holiday and let me house sit their apartment (water their plants) so I have been pretending I am on vacation AND IT IS TOTALLY WORKING. I have been swimming in the fancy pool, luxuriating in the air con and generally being a happy happy sloth. So much so that I almost completely totally forgot about the new RHOBH ep. My bad! I’m pretty sure the “afternoon cocktails&#8221…

RHOBH Recap: It’s Baaaack

Oh and I am SO happy. It felt like a suuuper long time between RHOBH seasons this year and I have missed Erika Jayne like craaaaazy. I’ve been dying to see what they are ALL up to TBH, even Kyle. But not Dorit. Or PK. I still don’t like the Garbage Couple. I wonder how her feud with my bae EJ will go down this season, if at all. I wonder how LVP will grapple with someone potentially even more universally beloved than herself, whose popularity only continues to build, about to grasp her crown (I…

Australian Survivor Recap: Episode 26 THE FINALE

AHHHH IT’S FINALE NIGHT! Last night’s ep got me right back to CRAZY EXCITED again so let’s all cross our fingers and pray to the Survivor gods for a Jericho win and we can really go out with a bang. Okay, there’s lots of recappy stuff obviously about previous players (and Luricho was revived so briefly!) but we are getting into it quick with an immunity challenge right off the bat. In fact, it’s the same one as last year when they have to stand on two uneven poles and…