Week That Was (Feb 19 – Feb 25)

Oops, in case you didn’t notice, I didn’t get round to posting a WTW gossip roundup last week (it was very busy okay, there’s only so much I can cope with in one weekend and then still have brain function capabilities) so will do a quick review of somethings that happened TWO WHOLE WEEKS AGO, and launch into this week’s craziness. Quick things I missed last week – Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux announced their divorce (mere weeks after showing off their house in Architectural Digest, so obviously they’re hoping…

RHOBH Recap: IT’S. GOING. DOWN.

Oh boy I’m not sure I’m ready for this week’s ep, except I totally am. I want Kyle to rip Dorit to shreds. I also think this will galvanise LVP and Kyle back together and blow up in Dorit’s face. ALSO. It’s another NYC ep and that makes me happy, because I’m going to go to there again (yep, I took leave, thank you to the 3 people who gave me permission and encouraged me to do so in the comments!). Hmm it seems LVP isn’t…

RHOBH Recap: Beach House Aftermath/Round 2

OMG SYDNEY WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO HOT FOR I CAN BARELY FOCUS ON THE TV BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I’M DYING. MY ACTUAL SKIN HURTS ALL OVER. It is currently 8.38pm and 38 degrees (that’s celsius, so 100.4 for you Americans) and I really want to cry. I’ve been very whiny all night, and I apologise if you’ve gotten a whingeing snapchat from me. But I hate summer and I want it to be over and I’m not coping okay? IT IS NIGHT-TIME. AND V. HOT…

Week That Was (Feb 5 – Feb 11)

This week was kinda boring the whole way through with not much happening and then BAM…all the drama came through right at the tail end just to keep me on my damn toes. Phew. But it kicked off with Matthew Cherry starting the hashtag  #JanetJacksonAppreciationDay which just so happened to take place on Super Bowl Sunday. Where some douchebag was performing. Some douchebag who royally screwed her some 14 years earlier. So many people ask me why I hate said douchebag soooo much and this is a pretty good place to start if you want a rundown. Also…

RHOBH Recap: Your Faves Are Fighting

Just the preview for this episode alone last week was enough to send me into hyperventilating excitable overdrive so I’m honestly not sure how I’m going to cope this week. There seems to be a FIGHT brewing between LVP and KYYYYLE. A *FIGHT*! This hasn’t happened since like season 5 or something right? And then it seems like they made a pact to be allies forevermore and never fight on this show (i.e. publicly) ever again. They are an indomitable team when they serve a united front, but when they’re split…

Week That Was (Jan 29 – Feb 4)

SORRY this is quite a late recap, I’m sure you’ve been stressing OUT and not knowing what has been going on in the world of celeb gossip, tearing your hair out without my pithy observations to tide you over. Again, apologies. I have been out of town all weekend for some proper relaxing time and I didn’t even have the internet. AND I went outdoors. I DON’T EVEN KNOW MYSELF ANYMORE. I mean, I had data on my phone and that happened to be permanently welded to my hand, but, like, it…

RHOBH Recap: Another Doomed Boat Party

Hooooweeee. Unfortunately, I have not had a chance to watch this episode yet but judging by all the texts and comments I have received from people so far (3, there were 3), it’s quite a doozy. What has Dorit done now?! Y’all have made me mad at her before I’ve even seen it! Which, tbh, is not a stretch. Lawd, am I ready for this? Yes, yes I am. Okay, nothing has even happened other than the recap of the last ep and Dorit annoyed me again with the bullshit about the “right…

Grammys 2018

So. The Grammys happened today. One year after they did Beyoncé so wrong, this was their chance to make things right. Their chance to make us re-evaluate our collective opinion that the Recording Academy was a completely useless bunch of disconnected-from-reality losers who couldn’t reward the right person with the right award if the person literally snatched their damn scalps off and the universe demanded it. This was their chance to remind us of any remote social currency they still held in 2018. Their chance to take a step into 2018 and make a concerted…

Week That Was (Jan 22 – Jan 28)

This week gave us both an awards show AND some nominations so I was a happy lady for the most part. Sure there were some disappointments (can’t win ’em all) but there were also some major happy surprises. Duh, the Oscar nominations were announced, by the delightful Tiffany Haddish! She is so damn charming and hilarious, she actually made these usually boring announcements entertaining. That is no mean feat. I want her to host an awards show now. Now, let’s recap the nominations – Get Out was nominated for four massive awards – Screenwriting, Directing…

RHOBH Recap: Glam Circle Or Glum Circle?

Sorry, that was terrible. But it is what it is. NOW. Last week was an action-PACKED mess of drama, so for my sanity and stress levels, I hope this week’s ep is a little more chill. You know, just some lunches, some shopping, some decorating of mansions, etc. I need a little light-hearted fluff coz the saddest thing ever just happened to me and I’m feeling very fragile. I knocked over an ENTIRE glass of Pinot Grigio – the last dregs of my last bottle. I am devastated. So I just need to take…